READ ALOUD.
Tourist:Hello. Excuse me can you please tell me how to get to Peal City Walmart?
Me:K shoots...
Me:First get yo muli out of town. Just follow da signs dat going get u on da H1. Stay on dea for bout...tree minuets or till u see da pearl city cut off on ur right hand side. Jump on dat one. No sked when u merge, just throw da shaka at da person dat when let you in. K? Wen u pau merge get yo muli in da inner lane. Stay dea! Aftah u goin jam em chruu couple traffic light. Buggah take hundred years to turn green, but no worry Wally World not goin run away. Den just keep driving and u goin see dakine on your left side and just make one left at da traffic light wen da ting stay green.
(Source: chasing-souls, via dudewheresthealoha)
Not the fake kind of crack/drug! Hahaha.
Ex: “Watch u faka….steal my chicken agen I goin false crack you!”
The excitement calling card of Hawai’i.
CHEEEEEEEHU.
One good person for conversate with…they never shut up.
“HO sistah ovah dea goin down on da chair. Shi shi nai nai fo her alreadeh.”
EX: *Local sistah with high squeaking voice* “Eh cuz we go out holoholo, shopping li’dat at da mall.”
*Local Moke Titah* “Sh*t cuz aino can. I stay broke! Next time, next time.”
